glasses yo!
i now wear reading glasses pretty much everyday… i dont need them.. and they just have clear lenses in them… but i dont care… i like to wear them…
also.. this girl is kind of amazing.. 
hi pretty girl
i attract high end models…
its friday night.. i got bored.. and decided im going to take photos…. of myself.. pitty im hidiously ugly.. otherwise they might have turned out ok… anyway
if your good looking or look akward … i need to borrow you for a photoshoot… so please email me
these are the shitty photos
nerd
dark nerd ahaha
im a terrible photographer…
bye for now
The Complimentary Headsets
my friend jordan has a band called the Complimentary Headsets! they are rad.. they played a gig at the place we go everyweek called pogo.. it was very fun.. i was able to go on stage with them and shoot some photos!
www.myspace.com/thecomplimentaryheadsets
jordans rad he is the durmmer..
go check out the link
there will be more photos up at my myspace blog
straight ballin’
me and booth played some basketball today….
check this…
we are amazing … the quality is soo bad .. but you can work it out! its off my phone!
click the link.. the embedded thing aint working
so ace…
so chill!
its MY LIFE!!!..
coming to melbourne soon… i will hurt people to get tickets
i cant wait to dance around the rod laver arena with 40,000 screaming 40 something year old ladies !
billy joels soo rad..
also check out tequila mocking bird.. its a band.. they are good..
bye now
The Berrics..
i spent most of my day watching clips on theberrics.com steve berra is a super cool guy.
sleep when your dead…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_deprivation
this wikipedia article sums up my life.. and its backed up that im posting this at 3:20am …
Viva La White Girl..
ok well this blog was going to be about funny shit.. but im over that …and im not funny… so its just going to be random stuff…
for those who dont know… this is me
pretty handsome ey? yeah i thought so…
this is my new tripod… being a photographer wannabe these things excite me a great deal
ill do my bes tto post everyday..
my myspace blogs will be there also
“HEROIN CHIC…GAME ON!”
first off i would like to say that i dont really givew a fuck how it is now uncool to love cory kennedy
because in my eyes she hasnt done anything wrong.. shes a rad bitch.. she dresses very well and all the little fashion icon wannabes who dont like her because she did nothing to get famous.. your all douchebags ahaha i love cory and mark “the cobrasnake” hunter…. to me they are what we need at the moment in the world they dont give a fuck what people think … they just get out there and get it done and do what they love….
but!!!! cory kennedy is now the modern day face of HEROIN CHIC .. a fashion style where you pretty much look like a junkie and homeless on purpose… there is no way that cory kennedy can out do me here… and damn it .. i have examples…
this photo shows cory looking pretty hot i must admit.. im not going to lie.. this style of fashion is a big winner with me.. if you dress like this im going to fall in love with you.. maybe.. but.. its not as hardcore homeless and bermused as my example of heroin chic..
this photo shows me seconds after falling off a stool on which i was saying a speech for my best mates birthday.. the look of bemusement and the krusty the clown boxer shorts showing under my grandpa cardigan.. look at my face… i dare you to get that drunk…
CORY CORY CORY !!! heroin chic superstar!!!!! WOOHOOOO ….yeah well guess what … this just in..
STATEMENT FROM CORY:
“as i have been informed… my crown of heroin chic superstar has been passed on to a 22 year old male from melbourne who took looking homeless and acting like an outrageous creep to new levels.. oh wait we are getting live feeds of photos…. lets see these bad boys…
apparently this young unknown male has just requested a beer be poured all over his head..
he was heard to DEMAND this action to be performed by a friend of his.. we are not sure if these photos are actually legit.. we will keep you posted
it seems we have recieved news that these photos are the real deal…!!
as you can see the young man is definitely making a good run at the title of heroin CREEP..
as you can see above here this is moment before our photographer was attacked in a violent rage..
the young man was heard to say “URRGHHHRRRGHHHH” just before attacking our photographer.
just in!!! the young man is MATT NEWMAN! he has been identified and seems to be enjoying himself and his new title of heroin chic CREEP … our photographer has recieved bite marks all over his face and neck.. he will recover..
ABOVE: MATTS RESPONSE TO THE NEWS OF HIS HISTORIC VICTORY IN THE WAR OF HEORIN CHIC ICONS… HE WAS HEARD TO SLURR…
“GAME ON CORY HENESSY….URRGHHRHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
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