“HEROIN CHIC…GAME ON!”

first off i would like to say that i dont really givew a fuck how it is now uncool to love cory kennedy

because in my eyes she hasnt done anything wrong.. shes a rad bitch.. she dresses very well and all the little fashion icon wannabes who dont like her because she did nothing to get famous.. your all douchebags ahaha i love cory and mark “the cobrasnake” hunter…. to me they are what we need at the moment in the world they dont give a fuck what people think … they just get out there and get it done and do what they love….

 

but!!!! cory kennedy is now the modern day face of HEROIN CHIC .. a fashion style where you pretty much look like a junkie and homeless on purpose… there is no way that cory kennedy can out do me here… and damn it .. i have examples…

this photo shows cory looking pretty hot i must admit.. im not going to lie.. this style of fashion is a big winner with me.. if you dress like this im going to fall in love with you.. maybe.. but.. its not as hardcore homeless and bermused as my example of heroin chic..

this photo shows me seconds after falling off a stool on which i was saying a speech for my best mates birthday.. the look of bemusement and the krusty the clown boxer shorts showing under my grandpa cardigan.. look at my face… i dare you to get that drunk…

CORY CORY CORY !!! heroin chic superstar!!!!! WOOHOOOO ….yeah well guess what … this just in..

STATEMENT FROM CORY:

“as i have been informed… my crown of heroin chic superstar has been passed on to a 22 year old male from melbourne who took looking homeless and acting like an outrageous creep to new levels.. oh wait we are getting live feeds of photos…. lets see these bad boys…

apparently this young unknown male has just requested a beer be poured all over his head..
he was heard to DEMAND this action to be performed by a friend of his.. we are not sure if these photos are actually legit.. we will keep you posted

it seems we have recieved news that these photos are the real deal…!!
as you can see the young man is definitely making a good run at the title of heroin CREEP..

as you can see above here this is moment before our photographer was attacked in a violent rage..
the young man was heard to say “URRGHHHRRRGHHHH” just before attacking our photographer.

just in!!! the young man is MATT NEWMAN! he has been identified and seems to be enjoying himself and his new title of heroin chic CREEP … our photographer has recieved bite marks all over his face and neck.. he will recover..

ABOVE: MATTS RESPONSE TO THE NEWS OF HIS HISTORIC VICTORY IN THE WAR OF HEORIN CHIC ICONS… HE WAS HEARD TO SLURR…

“GAME ON CORY HENESSY….URRGHHRHHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”